I had a baby but forgot about it and it had been staying at Shawns parents house for a year. When his mom confronted me about when am I going to have time for my kid I couldn't even remember his name. Shawn kept calling him Reginald or something but I remembered it was Nikola. I got defensive and said she can't have my baby and hes going to live with me now. A bunch of people started cheering like I was on an episode of Maury. When she gave me the baby it was as big as my hand. He has super bright blue eyes. I kept trying to be really careful with him because he was so tiny. I fell asleep in a room in a house and when I woke up I heard Shawn say he cant get it up and I walked in on him at a computer and I thought he meant he couldn't get his dick up because he was watching porn or something but he said he couldn't get the webpage up and working. I was looking around for the baby but the crib was empty. I was pregnant again with another baby but this one was a surrogate black baby. My boobs hurt really bad because I hadn't breast fed the first kid in a year and I guess I thought all of the milk was built up since then. I took the first baby and tried to breast feed him but it squirted out so hard the baby kept throwing up. I kept squeezing bubbles of milk out and it was really gross. I asked Shawns mom if the baby was too old to feed like that and she said no but I didn't know how old he was. She said he was three now but he was still only as big as my hand.
All of a sudden I was on a really dramatic episode of Degrassi and we were all swimming in a swimming pool. The couple whose baby I was carrying was there and I could tell they weren't together anymore. The girl came over and started kicking me in the stomach and I kept screaming please let me keep my baby please let me keep my baby. I was crying and trying not to drown in the pool and I flopped up on the side of the pool and it was really dramatic. The whole cast of the show was there and one dorky guy came up with a weird mustache and no deodorant and a Hawaiian shirt on. I asked him why he was dressed like that and he said because he thought it would impress me when he asks me to marry him. I asked him why I thought that would be impressive and I looked at my armpits and they weren't shaved and I looked like a hippie so I guess that's how he got that impression. All of a sudden I was at his house and his family was making a vegetarian dinner and salad because they thought I would like it.
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